Sunday, September 7, 2008


My appetite isn't what it used to be. 

I used to gobble up my meals 1, 2, 3, but now, I don't know, nothing's really that appealing. Much to mom's consternation. (Know what they say about payback, hee hee.)

So she's bought me all sorts of stuff designed to entice me to chow down. There's the catnip. Makes my nutty housemate Casey go nuttier, so of course it's not my thing. Two types of treats, one crunchy, one moist. Eh. I can take 'em or leave 'em. Usually leave 'em. Mom really hates it when I whirl one in my mouth for a bit, maybe even bite into one, then spit out the soggy remains. Which is why I do it. That, and they're not so great, anyway.

But she hit one right on the whiskers: Kitty Kaviar. Oh. My. God. This stuff is awesome. They're see-through wisps of some super-smelly fish. Makes my mouth water. When I've had enough of the lightly warmed up Fancy Feast - 4-5 seconds in the microwave makes for a more appealing meal - mom smushes a piece or two into the food slightly and next thing I know I've cleaned my plate. 

I learned quick, though, that if I keep looking away from my food as if to say I'm done, mom keeps putting more Kaviar on my plate. This trick works a treat! Literally.

Here's what it looks like. Now don't hint. If your pet parents are as daft as mine can be, you know you can live out your nine lives before they catch a hint. Forward this to your folks and demand your own. Yes, Kitty Kaviar - because you're worth it! 

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

Hi Tazzie!

Trick or Treat!! Yes, before we know it all the little goblins will be out among us. That really is our favorite time of the year. Mommy puts little ghosts and witches in the trees in front of our house...they blow in the wind and really look like they are flying! I just can sit for hours watching them...BOO! Did I scare you!?
Sounds like you are hooked on that Kitty Kaviar! I sure hope that I get some in my Trick or Treat bag this Halloween. Maybe I can get some sooner since I am such a good little girl.. Like I don't cause any major sibling disputes like "PO" does!!
PO acts like the big sis around here all the time. She gets into my face and bosses me around..Sometimes I would like to smear PO in the face with my used kitty litter...hee hee
Oh well, Taz I could go on, but I'd better get into my comfy chair and take another little snooze.

Bye Bye,
Your Buddy,
Lucy Liu