Saturday, August 9, 2008


The Olympics opened yesterday and would you believe I missed it!

No, me either.

Sure I'm a little out of it, being sick and all, but what's mommy's excuse? (Um, I forgot - Editor, aka Mommy)

Someone around here needs to get her head out of her butler's pantry. By all accounts, I missed a spectacular show and heaven knows this kitty could use a little entertainment right now.

I am not happy.

All I can say is, come Christmas, I better have a DVD of it under that fake, tacky, 3-foot-tall tree they always put up!

Me sniffing
out the goods
last Christmas

Thursday, August 7, 2008


Still taking it easy. Sleeping a lot. More than usual, that is.

So I thought I'd share a video mom made of me with her ancient digital camera. I didn't know what she was doing - and you can tell when I stare daggers at her at the end. 

Yeah, it's grainy and mom's narrative is ridiculous - as if that needs to be said - but it stars me and I'm the cutest thing ever. Mommy says so, and sometimes the old lady is right. 

Monday, August 4, 2008


Say what you want about Pam Anderson, but this "girl on the loose" has found a fan in me.

True, for a few years now, she's become a caricature of herself. But Pammy is no dummy; she knows she is, and she's cool enough to make fun of herself. Just check out her turn in the loooow-brow blockbuster Borat movie.

And the girl loves animals. Loves them. I'm an animal, so I take special interest in her passion.

On her new show on E!, which mom and I caught last night, she said the two things she "loves the most in life are sex and animal rights."

So Pam's a human blow-up doll. So what. She works her, um, assets off for all they're worth. And if it takes T & A to grab the attention of some barbarian BBQ-er, then I'm glad she's got the goods!

She also put her material assets to good use by putting up a ginormous warehouse full of Pamela-bilia for sale with every penny going to PETA, while her kids made money for the California Wildlife Center with a lemonade stand. Very cool!

(Side note, PETA once sent mom
roses for an item she wrote shaming
some flea-brained fur-wearing celebrity.
Also very cool.)

So mom and I will tune in for the run of her 8-part series, even if, judging by the first episode, the show is a bit of a bore. Gotta support the animal lovers!


“Nothing will benefit human health and increase the chances for survival of life on Earth as much as the evolution to a vegetarian diet.” 

- Albert Einstein